I think something bad may have happened to my friend, the crow. You know, the crow that I complained about a few weeks ago. You know, the crow that thought I might actually, climb a tree and eat little raw baby crow birds from his nest. D'you member?
Anyway, I was running that way this morning, finishing up my 5 miler, and he wasn't there. And there weren't many other birds around either, there's usually a bunch of grackles shadowing me too. And then I realized, that there were two large trees missing. It seems the bank has removed some of the trees that were obscuring their sign, and now the birds are gone.
I feel bad now, it's all my fault. I've been such a good person, giving up my demented sense of humor for lent and all, and now my prayers are being answered, and the Avian Kingdom is paying the price.
Hello, God. I was being sarcastic! Asshole.