So, for the record, if I should become incapacitated in some way, I hope that there would be no attempts to unplug any wires or tubes that are in any way delaying my passage. In fact, each wire and tube should have a couple of back-up wires and tubes, and maybe some built-in redundancy.
Also, since lying in bed all day seems to be the most boring thing I could possibly imagine, I would like it if someone were to push me around town and stuff at least 3 times a day.
Additionally, I like watching movies at the movie theater, so it would be nice if someone would bring me there with all my equipment a couple of times a week. And perhaps if there is a comatose girl that I might like, ask her nurse if we could hang out, and maybe share an IV-bag.
So, I guess, I'd like it if my clothes and hairstyle were changed periodically so that I'm consistently 10-15 years behind the current fashion trends.
Also, if anyone I know is going on vacation, I'd appreciate it if you could take me along too.
And I do like rollercoasters, so feel free to strap me and my equipment in, and maybe tie my hands up in the air, because I like to do that when I go upside-down.
Also, if we go to a zoo, please make sure I see the monkeys.
Thanks,
Keith.
5 comments:
now that's funny!
that's funny right there.
Did you draw that all by yourself? What an artist!
Welcome back to Houston.
you are so freaking funny!! Manny and I are both sitting here cracking up!!
Bahhhhhhh! it can be of the grandma and of the grandpa
you are not in web of change of city postcards?
he/she could be child even, and I don't speak his/her language, I do a lot
in communicating with you
bahhhhhhhh!
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